HOV’n
Gas prices are getting ridiculous. We know this, it’s nothing new. I know it was my so called “choice” to buy a big ol’ gas-guzzling truck. I don’t regret it… …This is Texas for crying out loud! But high gas prices have afforded me some priceless quality time with my wife in the HOV lane.
I purchased an iPod stereo dock after christmas (thanks B!!) that I stuck in the bathroom. I crank it up every morning while I am in the shower. Godsmack, Stonesour, Beasties. Whatever I’m in the mood for. By the time I get to the truck I’m wide awake and ready to rock. I’m a retard, I know.
You may be asking yourself “Jason, where are you going with this?”
Sit back and I’ll tell you…
This morning when I got in the truck, Metallica’s “Master of Puppets” was playing on XM. Excellent road trip song to work I thought. Not so according to Terri:
“Do we really have to listen to Metallica this early in the morning? This song just goes on and on and on. It’s giving me a headache”
“Baby… ….It’s Metallica, it’s designed to do that.”
“It’s not even 7.”
So, having been defeated on the Metallica argument, I reluctantly changed to another station.
“This is much better, thank you.”
“…*long pause*… You can’t do Metallica in the morning? I get that. But Rob Zombie’s “More Human than Human” is ok?”
I have to give it to Terri, she knows what she likes.
So later on I was returning from lunch with the guys. We noticed some idiots rocking out in a car next to us and it reminded Warren of Wayne’s World. He then asked me if I had “Bohemian Rhapsody” on my iPod. Who doesn’t have that on their iPod. It’s a classic. Needless to say I had it, off of the Wayne’s Word soundtrack in fact. Anyway, we listened to it a few times on our way back to the office. When I got into my truck after work it was still going. I decided I was going to let it play until Terri screamed to pay her back for the Metallica incident. After about 20 minutes of the song playing in the background this occured:
“How many times are you going to listen to this stupid song?”
“Until your head explodes! ….Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me,for meeee!!!”
“Well, at least it’s not that Metallica Muppets song!”
“*sigh*”
Folks, this may be the first time Metallica and the Muppets where used in the same sentence.
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