“I’m sure Cindy has every candle in St. Pius burning right now!”
-Terri

“How would you describe your pain level on a scale of 1 to 10?”

“What’s your definition of 10?’

“A 10 is sawing your leg off with no anesthetic…”

“uh, point 5 then.”
-Nurse Jill and Terri

“Meredith will be your new nurse, she’s coming in here in a few minutes.”

“It’s not Meredith Grey is it? Terri hates her.”
-Nurse Jill and Jason

“When’s their due date?”

“Cinco de Mayo”

“Is that on the same day every year?”
-James and Jason

“Nubain, Nubain, Nubain, Kurt Nubain!” (Terri)

“That reminds me Terri, they are making a biopic of Kurt Cobain. That dude from Twilight is going to play him” (Jason)

“I’m Team Jacob anyway” (Nurse Michelle)

“Then Bitch, we’re gonna have a problem!” (Terri)

“I’m from Team Eric, real vampires come from Shreveport!” (Misha via text)

“I feel a foot in there, you’re going to have babies in a few minutes, prepare yourself… …somebody get him (Jason) dressed!”
-Dr. Adam