Delivery room convo’s
“I’m sure Cindy has every candle in St. Pius burning right now!”
-Terri
“How would you describe your pain level on a scale of 1 to 10?”
“What’s your definition of 10?’
“A 10 is sawing your leg off with no anesthetic…”
“uh, point 5 then.”
-Nurse Jill and Terri
“Meredith will be your new nurse, she’s coming in here in a few minutes.”
“It’s not Meredith Grey is it? Terri hates her.”
-Nurse Jill and Jason
“When’s their due date?”
“Cinco de Mayo”
“Is that on the same day every year?”
-James and Jason
“Nubain, Nubain, Nubain, Kurt Nubain!” (Terri)
“That reminds me Terri, they are making a biopic of Kurt Cobain. That dude from Twilight is going to play him” (Jason)
“I’m Team Jacob anyway” (Nurse Michelle)
“Then Bitch, we’re gonna have a problem!” (Terri)
“I’m from Team Eric, real vampires come from Shreveport!” (Misha via text)
“I feel a foot in there, you’re going to have babies in a few minutes, prepare yourself… …somebody get him (Jason) dressed!”
-Dr. Adam
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